And a utility belt! I’m like an asthmatic Batman!

Wendell turned to the chalkboard and wrote I AM A WORTHLESS FAT-BODY.

There’s something horrible in the toilet!” Daphne shouted. “Yeah, I think I forgot to flush,” Puck said. “Not that! A little man,” Granny Relda said. “Oh,” Puck said. “That’s just Seamus.

As far as Sabrina could tell, the only crop this town grew was mud.

You sick, twisted monster,” Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.

You want me to be your boyfriend, don’t you?” Puck taunted. His wings suddenly popped out of his back and he swooped over to Sabrina. Before she knew how to react, the boy kissed her on the lips. A million thoughts ran through Sabrina’s head at once. Puck was annoying. He had dumped her in vats of disgusting glop. He’d put creepy crawlers in her bed. But the most awful thought of them all was the one about the kiss – it was nice.

I was going to say he’s aimless,” the witch replied. “I know he’s a bit old to be old to living at home with his mom, but he’s had a difficult time holding a job. He’s worked at Wendy’s, Taco Bell, and Burger King, but it all ends the same way- he challenges his manager to combat, takes over the restaurant, and enslaves his coworkers. Then it’s back to video games.” – Morgan le Fay.

Daphne stopped and turned to the injured man. “I like my outfit,” she said and stuck her tongue out. Mr. Applebee stuck his tongue out, too, and the little girl stomped out of the room.

So this fairy tale is a horror story.

But know this, if you get killed out there I’m going to fire you.